Did you know there were people who profess to prefer dumb quotes to proper ones? You only need working eyes to realize there are many people who don’t care, but to flat-out prefer them?
(Via Daring Fireball.)
I don't prefer dumb quotes. That would be foolish. I do, however, prefer a nice IBM Selectric. So, if a preference for dumb quotes gets me a Selectric, then I definitely prefer dumb quotes. I accept UPS or FedEx, and you're welcome to take away my computer, provided you leave me with my iPhone.